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Amateur Lovemaking Monthly

tommyf — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:04:12 +0000

Amateur Lovemaking Monthly – that’s right, it’s MONTHLY!
I’ve wanted to start a zine for some time now, and I feel now the time is right. Well, it’s always been right. But now I’ve DONE IT. It’ll be a month til the next one, and another month til the one after that. That’s what monthly means.

This first edition is a healthy 28 pages long, and black and white – as God intended. It features two brand new awesome-o-pard stories as well as a host of characters you have never seen before and will never see again. It is almost impossibly weird.

CLICK HERE to buy it!

Buy "Amateur Lovemaking Monthly" by Tom Milsom

Traffic – A Comic Book

tommyf — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:28:12 +0000

YEAH MAN. Traffic is a full length comic book, in 24 pages, beautifully rendered. Heck, I’ll even pull off some photos I tweeted while I was making it, so you can see how beautiful it is.

Click here to buy it!

Buy "Traffic" by Tom Milsom

Awkward Ballads for the Easily-Pleased Physical CD order

tommyf — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:53:31 +0000

So! You say you want the actual CD? With a proper booklet with all the lyrics in? Properly printed up and mass-produced for your convenience and enjoyment?

Awkward Ballads for the Easily Pleased by Tom Milsom

LOOK NO FURTHER! CLICK HERE to buy this CD!

Awkward Ballads for the Easily-Pleased – mp3 downloads!

tommyf — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:06:14 +0000

Awkward Ballads for the Easily-Pleased is my debut album. It’s so good that thousands of people across the world have bought it and love it, and The Metro, London’s biggest free newspaper keep telling people they’ve bought it without actually doing so, the cheeky buggers. Well just to make it easier for them (and you I suppose), here’s a page where you can download all the individual tunes, or the entire album, in mp3 format.

“It’s like iTunes, but not as good!™”

The links below will add the items to your SHOPPING CART. It’s like a real life one, but instead of wire and plastic and wheels, it’s made of zeros and ones. Click here to view it. After you’ve put all you want in your CART OF NUMBERS, you can check out with either a credit card through a secure connection that codes everything up so nobody can see your private numberdatacodes, or a paypal, which is generally much simpler.

Awkward Ballads for the Easily-Pleased entire album download: add to cart!

Individual tracks:

1. Seafood add to cart!

2. Uncertainty add to cart!

3. Imperfections add to cart!

4. We Made A Film add to cart!

5. Internet Love Song add to cart!

6. Catsongs I (Livia Remembered) add to cart!

7. Catsongs II (Livia Deliberated) add to cart!

8. Catsongs III (Livia Lives) add to cart!

9. Genetics add to cart!

10. Why I Shouldn’t Have Let You In add to cart!

11. Rhyme And Reason add to cart!

12. A Song About A Person On A Train add to cart!

13. Watching Paint Dry add to cart!

Enjoy your lives. <3

Shallow Ocean

tommyf — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:49:31 +0000

mp3 downloads! On tommilsom.com! Finally, the key to music is in your hands! WILL YOU UNLOCK THE MAGIC?

This is an EP that I’ve been working on for the last two weeks. It’s called Shallow Ocean, the genre it slots nicely into is IDM (but if you’re not a genre nerd, ‘electronic’ will do fine), and there are four tracks to it, which are as follows (with each one linking to a short sample):

It concentrates on underwaterness, and as such, has a really muddy, bassy sound throughout. (in terms of EQ: lots of low frequencies, with highlights on the lower mids and pretty much no highs) I highly recommend turning up the bass, closing your eyes, and enjoying.