Seafood

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I’ve never eaten a lobster
Because I’ve seen them in their prime
Sitting in a tank beside the doorway
And if they could see it your way
They would probably start to cry

And the salt water from their tears
Would wash away all of their fears
As they’d remember all the years
They’d spent so happy in the wild.

And then one day the big men came
To make them play a fishy game
Of russian roulette for crustaceans
Twenty lobsters, seven nations,
Waiting for the sweaty clientele
To pick them out for boiling water hell.

I’ve never eaten a lobster,
Not that I haven’t had the opportunity.
other food is so guilt free
But in this case the killer’s me
And while they’re sitting on your plate
Regrets would come, but it’s too late
And seafood’s such a very tricky dish

And nothing’s more emotional than fish.

Other food is so guilt free
But in this case the killer’s me
And while they’re sitting on your plate
Regrets would come, but it’s too late
And seafood’s such a very tricky dish

And nothing’s more emotional than fish.
Oh, nothing’s more emotional than fish.