Messing Around

	A collaboration with Mickeleh (pictured, left, with friend) aimed at taking the piss out of all the thumbnail and title whoring that’s been going on lately on YouTube. A surprising number of people have said things like ‘I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D TITLE WHORE LIKE THIS’, which is upsetting and awkward on so many levels.
	So many people hate this video, not least Richard Strauss, who must be oscillating in his grave.
	Sometimes my opinions overflow into the actual real world, and that’s always scary. Dan Brown is now my friend because of this video, so y’know, it’s all good. Apart from how people will walk up to me and say ‘Stupid BIRDS!’ at me as a way of greeting me for the first time now, which isn’t good in any way whatsoever.
	So much Lady Gaga, so little time. Luckily, it works out somehow.
	Pretentious? Moi?
	The cleverest method of self-advertising I think I’ve ever come across.
	A Magnetic Fields cover which drew the attention of Trent Reznor and Neil Gaiman via twitter, and was mentioned in several respectable newspapers as Something What Is Right Good. Split-screen too, which is nice.
	A response to a video by my friend Conor where he did the same thing, which he’s now privated, thus making me look like a weird arse who just does these things without provocation.
	Featuring music from Emley Moor Mast, due for release in spring 2010.
	Evidence against me for future crimes. I get like this sometimes. No, drugs are not involved.
	A pretty animation I made about aliens, which is slightly confusing.
	And here’s the very first animation I made, a whole year earlier, which is even more confusing.
	This achieved a kind of cult status back in the day around my place of education, due to its publication in the college’s official creative writing anthology. Lulz were had.